18th
i need a new car…
i drive a toyota yaris hatchback. it’s a great little car. killer mileage. fits a drum kit. relatively fun to drive. etc. i’ve recommended the yaris to friends and would buy one again in a heartbeat. there’s just one problem…
it totally betrays my experiment.
i’m not saying a mulleted-american can’t drive a yaris… rather, i’m starting to realize that he simply wouldn’t.
last night I went to a bonfire with some relatives. my uncle, an expert on shitty cars, asked me what i was driving to fit with my mullet.
“just my yaris…” i responded, already sensing what he was getting at.
“well that’s not gonna work! you need a trans am… or a camaro.”
he was right. i need a camaro.
“you can get some nice camaros for like two grand. trust me.”
while his figures might be accurate — and certainly a deal, if so — i’m not sure i have an extra 2k lying around to contribute to the authenticity of this experiment.
but wait… what if I take donations?
who among us hasn’t always wanted to help a man with a mullet buy a camaro?
i could partner with a charity and donate the car after i’m done with it.
hmmm…
not ready to add a paypal button to the site just yet. but my wheels (located just under the racing stripes) are certainly turning…
-bifpib-
