5th
party with a mulleted american at work…
if you haven’t pitched in to our goodwill campaign yet, today’s the day. here’s why…
donate at least ten bucks to mulletlikeme.com’s goodwill camaro drive today and you’ll be entered in a drawing to win a pizza party delivered to your place of work once we reach our goal.
if your name is drawn you get to tell your boss (or employees) that you and 10 of your favorite coworkers will be taking lunch in the parking lot with a mulleted american. oh — and that it all benefits goodwill easter seals.
i will deliver a selection of mediocre pizzas in the camaro. i will be wearing a shirt that has flames (and/or an eagle) but no sleeves. van halen or similar will be playing. the camaro’s hood and roof will serve as a table. there will be beverages and a few tins of chew available. we will all enjoy the pizza and talk with our mouths full about last night’s episode of ‘COPS’ (which, for the record, is much more enjoyable with a mullet). when everyone has had their fill i will take my party elsewhere and your office will return to normal.
pretty simple, really.
so what are you waiting for? click on the ChipIn! button to get your name in the hat. we’ll run this through midnight central time tonight.
BONUS — if our grand total goes over $1,000 today we’ll draw two winning offices.
already donated? do it again! get people involved around the office. more donations = more chances to turn an average workday into a bitchin’ BIFPIB bash!
one caveat — your place of work has to be within reasonable driving distance of minneapolis. we don’t want those pizzas getting cold.
-BIFPIB-
